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Corporate Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all the day.
A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him: “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow said: “Sure, why not?”
So the rabbit sat and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared. It jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Corporate Lesson 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey. “But I haven’t got the energy.”
The bull replied: “Well, why don’t you nibble on the droppings? They are packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first batch of the tree.
The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fortnight, he perched proudly at the top of the tree. Soon a farmer spotted and shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there for long.