Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Picking the RIGHT MAN for the job

Have you ever wonder, how do you pick the RIGHT MAN for the job? Let's take a look at the below test and find out.

Let's take the 100 bricks test.

Place 100 bricks in a closed room with an open window. Send the candidates in & close the door. Come back after six hours and analyse the situations.

*If the are counting the bricks, put them in the ACCOUNTS department.

**If the are recounting them, put them in AUDITING.

*If they are arranging the bricks in some starnge order, put them in PLANNING.

**If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in OPERATION.

*If they are sleeping, put them in RECEPTION.

**If they are sitting idle, put them in HUMAN RESOURCES.

*If they say they have tried different combination, yet not a bricks has been moved, put them in SALES.

**If they have already left for the day, put them in MARKETING.

*If they are staring out of the window, put them in STRATEGIC PLANNING.

**And if they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in MANAGEMENT.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Our Parents!!!! Treasure & Cherish Them!! After all, without them, there is not YOU today!!!

Daughter-In-Law:"When I cooked food which are blend, you will grumble that they are tasteless. Now that I have cooked saltier, you complained that you can't swallow this at all! What exactly do you want?"
When the son came back, the mother immediately ate the food without a word. She stared at him. The son took a taste on his mother's food and spitted out immediately. He ranted at his wife," Didn't I told you that my mother cannot take too salty food?!"
The wife shouted,"OK! She's your mum! You cook for her in future!" After saying that, she stormed into their room angrily. Feeling helpless, the son told the mother, "Mum, don't eat this anymore. I will cook you a bowl of noodles."
The mother said, "Son, you have something to tell me? Don't keep everything to yourself." Son:"Mum, I am going to get promoted soon and my upcoming working schedule will be very, very tight...and as for my wife...ummm...she said she will be going out to work...."
The mother understood what he meant and said in a begging manner,"Son, please don't send me to the Old Folks' Home.."
The son remained silent and tried to think of a good reason to persuade her mother.
Then he said," There is nothing wrong with the Old Folks' Home. Once my wife had went out to work, no one will serve you as well as the Home which provides you meals and care. It would definitely much better than being at home."
The son went for a bath after that and went into the Study Room. He looked out from the windows and thought back and hesitated a while....His mother has been remaining as a widow since she was young with him, and brought him up painstakingly, solely.
She tried all means to earn as much as she could, in order to support him in studying overseas. Yet she expected nothing nor used her past painful experience to threaten his son to be filial. While now, his wife is threatening him with the stake of their marriage.
"Should I send my Mum to the Home?" He asked himself. "The only person who will accompany you till the end of your life would be your wife.." said a friend before.
"Your mother is in old age now, and if she's lucky, she might be able to live for a few more years longer. Why not be filial to her for this period of time? reminded by some relatives. He was stuck in a dilemma. He did not want to think anymore, in order not to affect his decision.
The son found a Home with high standards, built on a beautiful and transquil mountain top. He told himself that he would feel much better when the more he spent. Then the son helped his mother into the lobby of the Home, the 42" TV was turned on. The programme shown on screen was a comedy. But no one was laughing. A few old folks, dressed similarly in clothing, were sitting there, in a daze. There was one who was sitting improperly on a sofa, there was one who was bending down to pick up a piece of biscuit from the floor, there was one who was talking to himself...
The son knew that his mother likes sunlight, so he chose a room with ample sun rays shining into the room. By viewing out from the room, was a big piece of greenery scene. Few nurses were wheeling some old folks out for some fresh air. It was so pathetic of silence in the background. The sun would still need to set down. Soon it was dusk.
The son told the mother,"Mum, I am leaving." The mother waved to him to say goodbye, opening her toothless mouth.. He turned back to look at his mother. She was full of grey hair and wrinkled skin with deep set eyes... He found that she was really old.
He remembered when he was six, due to some circumstances, his mother cannot bring him along with her thus temporarily placed him at a relative's home for few days. He recalled hugging his mother's thigh and begged her not to leave him alone. In the end, his mother never leave him alone and decide to stay with him.
He stopped thinking and left. When he returned home, his wife and his mother-in-law were busy discarding things from his mother's room, happily. One of the discarded item was his tall trophy which he won as First Prize when he was young. He wrote an essay on "MY MOTHER". The second item discarded was a dictionary. That was the first gift from his mother, who scrimped and saved for a month in order to buy for him.
He shouted,"Enough! Stop discarding anymore!" His mother-in-law cried," There were so much rubbish. If don't discard, there would not be any place for my stuff.." His wife continued,"Yeah! Need to dump away that old, stinky bed of your mum too. We will buy a new bed for my mum later," He saw some pictures from the stack..they were taken at a zoo and amusement park when his mother brought him there. "These are precious belongings of my Mum! You can't discard them!"
"What sort of attitude is this? I demand you to apologise to my Mum NOW!" ranted the wife.
The husband said," When I got married with you, that showed that I will love your Mum too. But why can't you do the same too?"
He went back to the Home and saw his mother weeping in between her frail legs. She was missing the moments when her son would apply ointment for her every night... The son kneeled before her and said,"Mum, here I come. I brought the ointment too." The mother said," I will apply it myself, Son! You still need to work tomorrow. Go home, Son!"
Son said,"Mum, please forgive me! Let's go home!"

Hope this is inspirational and touching to you. Without our parents, we won't be here. No parents will resort to harm their own children. They only want the benefits for them. For Daughters & Sons: Please remember to return gratitude to your dads and mums. For Daughter-In-Laws & Sons-In-Laws: Please love your in laws as you did to your parents, coz without them, you will not find your partners...they are parents too..

Sunday, September 03, 2006

True Friends!!!

Sweet words are easy to say,
Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find.

Life ends when U stop dreaming,
Hope ends when U stop believing,
Love ends when U stop caring,
Friendship ends when U stop sharing.

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
And to care without expectation
is the heart of a true friend...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Parenting Tips, not just about Tits!!!

Parenting Tips, not just about Tits
Dear lifetime contractual parents out there, (and those without contract plans parents, looking out for NEW plans withFREEBIES and discount)

If one ain't going to take care of your own kids, don't blame it on the maid or his peers from leading him/her astray. You only got yourself to blame... (Don't sign over the bikini line of the contract and terminate contract,penalties applies)

Why? If you need to juggle, juggle it well. Don't do half-fuc* jobs, wanna bring up kids, bring them the best.(words has been censored to protect the young, and my refined status -Hahahah)

Best doesn't always mean LuXuRiOuS gifts and rewards. Generally, people are always thinking of substitution." I didn't spend enough time with my kids, so I can repay by":- giving them extra pocket money- buying them new hand phones and gadgets- fulfilling their materialistic needs.

GOD DAMN you !!! (YOU this kind of parent) If money would to be so powerful, why not pay someone to do your job and you can nurture your children with your REAL love.I doubt you know the meaning of LOVE, so just drop dead. (Don't cross the road with hope to be knocked by a car, you are just bringing more misery to another innocent party, why can't you learn???)
So in the first place, if you cannot afford to cope, don't crave for tits nor ticles, if wanna have them, have some control...if too shy to buy control, let me know, I'll get some for you...
(Never trust SELF CONTROL - 8 out of 10 lose control)

- Damn LAME ah, BUT Don't blame the TITS -
Ok, read on for more pricking story:

SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR CHILD IS THE BEST GIFT
------------------------------------Letter from Nelson Quah-----------------
I refer to Frances Ong Hock Lin's article, "Real gifts of a road warriorparent" (Aug 14).

I agree with her that parents should not replace or substitute themselveswith gifts that will have a negative impact on their children. Instead, they should always strive to build a healthy relationship with them.

This problem is not only restricted to parents who have to travel overseas in the course of their jobs. It also happens to parents here who spend most of their time at work, outsourcing their parenting duty to maids.

Feeling guilty for not spending time with their children, they will try tomake up for it by lavishing large sums of cash as an allowance for them tospend at shopping centres and fast-food outlets.

These kids are left on their own with little guidance. Many could end up mixing with bad company, causing headache and sometimes heartaches totheir parents.

Perhaps, it is time for busy parents to ask themselves if they are happy with the type of relationship they now have with their children. If not, it is within their power to take the first step towards improving it.

Another meaningful about GOOD LEADER!!!

Margaret Thatcher
"Being a leader is like being a lady, if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't."

George Patton
"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."
"Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men."
"Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men."
"If you can't get them to salute when they should salute and wear the clothes you tell them to wear, how are you going to get them to die for their country?"
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

Tacitus
"No one would have doubted his ability to reign had he never been emperor."

Bill Gates
"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning."
"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."

Andrew Carnegie
"No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it."

John Wooden
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."
"A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment."

Adolf Hitler
"To be a leader means to be able to move masses."
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
"The man who has no sense of history, is like a man who has no ears or eyes."
"For there is one thing we must never forget...the majority can never replace the man. And no more than a hundred empty heads make one wise man will an heroic decision arise from a hundred cowards."

Nachman of Bratslav
"Lies are usually caused by an undue fear of men."
"A strict master will not have understanding sons."

Colin Powell
"Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate, and doubt to offer a solution everybody can understand."
"The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership."

Dwight Eisenhower
"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
"I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone."
"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field."
"Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed."
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."

Benjamin Franklin
"There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self."

Benjamin Disraeli
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"

Robert Half
"Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too."

James Crook
"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd."

Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all."

Franklin D. Roosevelt
"It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead -- and find no one there."

Sophocles
"What you cannot enforce, do not command."

John C. Maxwell
"A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way."

Lao-Tzu
"A leader is best when people barely know he exists, not so good when people obey and acclaim him, worse when they despise him. But of a good leader who talks little when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: We did it ourselves."
"He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still."
"To lead people, walk beside them... As for the best leaders, the people do not notice their existence. The next best, the people honor and praise. The next, the people fear; and the next, the people hate... When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves!"
"Ones who is too insistent on his own views, finds few to agree with him."
"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is enlightenment."

Sun Tze
"If words of command are not clear and distinct, if orders are not thoroughly understood, the general is to blame. But if his orders ARE clear, and the soldiers nevertheless disobey, then it is the fault of their officers."

E. M. Kelly
The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!' - a leader says, 'Let's go!'.

Andre Maurois
"The most important quality in a leader is that of being acknowledged as such. All leaders whose fitness is questioned are clearly lacking in force. "

Harold S. Geneen
"Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned."

Jesse Jackson
"Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together."

Donald H. McGannon
"Leadership is an action, not a position."
"Others frightened captain makes a frightened crew."
"Leaders are the ones who keep faith with the past, keep step with the present, and keep the promise to posterity."
"A good leader inspires others with confidence in him; a great leader inspires them with confidence in themselves"
"There are two levers for moving men: interest and fear."
"To get others to come into our ways of thinking, we must go over to theirs; and it is necessary to follow, in order to lead."
"Leaders don't force people to follow-they invite them on a journey."
"The first step to leadership is servanthood."
"I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people."
"A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit!"